Here it is! A new year, a new you. Or so it is said. It appears that the start of a new year is a good time to do away with some or all of your bad habits. I must disagree. If one were to agree with the start of a new you with the new year, then one would have to be sincere in their endeavors. So many New Year resolutions, so few days in the year.
I don’t know who came up with this slogan, but…oh, well. Stop trying to make that New Year, New You thing happen. It ain’t going to happen this year. Come to 11:59 New Year’s Eve, as you sit scrolling on your iPhone and the clock strikes midnight, come 12:01; you are still going to be sitting on your couch scrolling to see how many others are posting their resolutions about not spending time on the iPhone scrolling and trolling.
The gym on Jan. 1 will look like an invasion of the bodysnatchers. By Jan. 2, it will be the Sahara Desert with a camel or two. If you are going to do a resolution, then do a resolution you will stick with during the year. My resolution is to eat more chocolate. It can be dark chocolate. It’s said that dark chocolate is good for you, so eating more of it will make you way better. See, this is a resolution that I know I will not break. I am sincere about my endeavor to eat more chocolate.
