I just don’t know

I still haven’t found who let the dogs out, where’s the beef or how to get to Sesame Street.

I still wonder why Dora the Explorer doesn’t use Google Maps, why all Fruit Loops have different colors but taste the same or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

I still wonder why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured with industrial- grade plastic.