Mother’s Day is right around the corner. To celebrate this special day, we need to remember what our mothers taught us as they raised us from tadpoles.
She taught us about household cleanliness: If you’re gonna kill each other, do it outside.
She taught us about time travel: If you don’t straighten up, I’m gonna knock you into next week.
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